键盘侠|欧神仙高效表现死神攻防拉胯 乌度卡不叫暂停獭兔性感绝杀

来源:NBA直播吧

【赛后贴】凯尔特人115-114战胜篮网。

双方关键球员数据:

凯尔特人:塔图姆:31485失误(绝杀球)、霍福德2015板、布朗235342帽、斯玛特20762断。

篮网:杜兰特23436失误、欧文39564塞斯-库里96、克拉克斯顿1383帽、德拉季奇145

 

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 235 points 4 hours ago

In a world in which my heart gives out, we get 7 games

凯尔特人球迷:这样的比赛会让我得心脏病的,而我们却要看7场……

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartDiseaseRidden 140 points 4 hours ago

What, are you trying to murder every Boston and Brooklyn fan?

凯尔特人球迷:7场?你莫不是想让凯尔特人和篮网的球迷都去世?!

[–]1337speakMRS. BRAD STEVENS 1059 points 3 hours ago

FUCKING AMAZING  Oh My Fucking God

凯尔特人球迷:过瘾哪,过瘾!

[–]CelticsHornyBastard37484739 163 points 4 hours ago

TATUM IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE COURT

凯尔特人球迷:塔图姆就是场上最靓的仔!

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 767 points 4 hours ago*

31 points on 18 shots

8 assists

Lockdown defense on Durant

太阳球迷:18次出手就得31分,还有8次助攻。关键还防住了杜兰特!

[]BucksWild-Watch- 677 points 4 hours ago

KD : 23 points on 24 shots.

Sheeeeeeesh

雄鹿球迷:杜兰特24投才23分。难以置信啊!

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1394 points 4 hours ago

Tatum was excellent this game. Playmaking in the first half and took over in the second. He has really progressed this season, especially in his decision making

球迷:塔图姆本场打得合理!上半场组织球队进攻,下半场接管比赛。本赛季他进步太大了,尤其是场上的决定,越来越合理!

[–]FlyingMockoSmart 63 points 4 hours ago

JT isn’t arriving, he’s arrived.

and we are all witnesses

凯尔特人球迷:塔图姆已经降临!我们都是见证者!

[–]Whoareyou213Smart 52 points 3 hours ago

"it was just a layup"

Good answer JT

球迷:塔图姆会云淡风轻地告诉你:“那只不过是个上篮而已”

[]CelticsBrinner 451 points 4 hours ago

Sexiest walkoff layup I've ever seen in my life

凯尔特人球迷:那可真是我这辈子见过的最性感的上篮了!

[]Positive_Ad1947 646 points 3 hours ago

Damn. Udoka not calling timeout so Nets cant make a defensive set is ballsy.

球迷:乌度卡胆子真大,居然都不叫暂停!

[–]Raptorssmeg_ 237 points 3 hours ago

Coach called a double team on Kyrie at the end, then didn't call a timeout when they got the ball. Props on a rookie headcoach

猛龙球迷:最后时刻让人去包夹欧文,拿到篮板后还不叫暂停。这是个菜鸟教练,你敢信?

[]Lakersotiso_niloc 210 points 4 hours ago

Ime looks like a fool if they dont score, but now he looks like a genius.

湖人球迷:如果那球没进,那乌度卡会被骂死!但现在你会觉得,真他娘的是个天才!

[–][UTA] Othyus Jefferstoasta_oven 2469 points 5 hours ago*

The defense on Durant and Kyrie the last possession. My God

爵士球迷:最后那个回合对欧文和杜兰特的防守,天啦噜!

[]Lakersmrcarlita 75 points 4 hours ago

For real. That was more impressive than the final offensive possession

湖人球迷:讲真,这防守确实比最后的绝杀让人印象深刻!

Defense wins championships!!

凯尔特人球迷:防守赢得总冠军!

[–]WarriorsBluestring35 228 points 4 hours ago

Bill Russell: Sagely nods

勇士球迷:比尔-拉塞尔点头表示同意。

[–][BOS] Avery Bradleyjeffgreenfan 443 points 4 hours ago

Omg

In addition, fuck Kyrie

凯尔特人球迷:太精彩了!另外,fuck Kyrie (原帖下面用这两个单词盖了很多层楼)

[]Dickticklers 73 points 3 hours ago

You can see him constantly doing that crying motion to the crowd, so pretentious

球迷:你也看到他一直在挑衅现场球迷,太自大了

相关新闻:欧文头后竖中指

相关新闻:球员通道欧文怼球迷

相关新闻:欧文谈球迷的言论

相关新闻:欧文回应和凯尔特人球迷的“互动”

[–]WarriorsMaplestori 301 points 3 hours ago

Kyrie: fasting for Ramadan and embrace peace and good heart, spiritual control and good discipline.

Also Kyrie: suck my dick bitch

勇士球迷:欧文说:要斋月禁食、拥抱和平、要有善良的心、精神控制和良好的纪律。欧文也说了:吃我XX,碧池!

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingSomali_Kamikaze 4317 points 7 hours ago

Does anyone really have a problem with Kyrie giving as good as he gets? I thought it made the game so much better.

骑士球迷:只有我一个人觉得欧文这样没问题吗?我觉得这让比赛更有意思了!

[–]CelticsITsLoverBoy 64 points 7 hours ago*

I love it. I just want him to stop pretending he’s above this and “has moved on” when that’s clearly untrue

凯尔特人球迷:我也喜欢这样!但他非要装出一副“这事翻篇了”的样子,可是自己明明没有!

[–]Celticsabrooks1125 44 points 7 hours ago

I personally love when athletes do things like this. Humanizes everything.

But Kyrie doing it, and then trying to act like he’s some intellectual philosopher is a crock of shit.

凯尔特人球迷:个人来说,球员们情绪化一些没什么的。但是欧文这么做了,然后又表现得像个睿智的哲人,这就很恶心了!

[–]CelticsGenuineMasshole 538 points 7 hours ago

Take the Trae Young approach.

凯尔特人球迷:他该学学吹杨!

相关新闻:特雷-杨谈鞠躬庆祝

[–]BullsButlerFromDowntown 13 points 7 hours ago

I don’t think anyone would have a problem if Kyrie embraced the villain role like Trae has

公牛球迷:如果欧文像吹杨一样,我觉得没有人会这么反感!

[–]TimberwolvesNubras 786 points 5 hours ago

Couldn’t happen to a more annoying guy! Fantastic game by him, undeniably.

森林狼球迷:不能否认欧文的精彩表现。但是,也真没见过比他更让人烦的家伙了!

[–]Magicdurklil 1388 points 5 hours ago

Kyrie masterclass ruined like that lol

魔术球迷:欧神仙的表演就这么被毁了,哈哈哈

[–]76ersNumber1ish 109 points 5 hours ago

KD standing at the foul line letting Tatum run to the hoop watching Dragic and Kyrie guarding the paint… Wow.

76人球迷:杜兰特就那么站在罚球线,让塔图姆跑过去接球,然后看着德拉季奇和欧文在防守禁区……哇哦

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 2051 points 8 hours ago

Who thinks to fucking spin there. Holy hell

雷霆球迷:谁能想到他来了个丝滑的转身!亮瞎眼了!

[–]Kirk_likes_this 506 points 8 hours ago

The nets were surprised, to be sure

球迷:我敢肯定,篮网也惊呆了!

[–][PHI] Dario ŠarićEaglesPvM 419 points 8 hours ago

When Smart started dribbling I said “Smart’s gotta shoot!”

He proved me a fool, great pass

76人球迷:当斯玛特带球突进来时我说“斯玛特要投了”,然后他用一记精妙的传球证明我是个小可爱!

[–]CelticsUndercoverButch 5 points 8 hours ago

His name really fits

凯尔特人球迷:“聪明哥”真聪明!

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidNotsozander 462 points 8 hours ago

The pass was behind him a bit, probably helped the decision

76人球迷:那个传球有点靠后,塔图姆就决定顺势来个转身!

[–]BucksRedLeader5480 66 points 8 hours ago

The refs said it didn’t count at first and they had to check real quick

雄鹿球迷:裁判员第一时间居然说这球不算!好在他们看回放了!

[–]Rocketsyooston 80 points 8 hours ago

Really? He so obviously got it off in time I thought they were checking to see if any time was remaining

火箭球迷:真的吗?很明显他在灯亮前出手啊!我以为裁判看回放是为了确定进球后是否还有时间剩余!

[–]Celticsftlftlftl 66 points 8 hours ago

It was obvious real time. But the refs were absolute fucking garbage all game so no surprise.

凯尔特人球迷:很明显绝杀球有效!但考虑到裁判整场比赛的垃圾表现,这操作也就不奇怪了!

[]Raptorsasapshrank 368 points 5 hours ago

incredible coaching by the celtics at the end, kyrie was way too hot not to double team, you had to risk the KD open shot

猛龙球迷:凯尔特人教练真的太敢了!欧文手感火热不得不去包夹,但那可是冒着放杜兰特空位投篮的风险啊!

[–]76ersuno_out271 185 points 5 hours ago

And they wanna play Ben Simmons too lol

Ben would be left so wide open. The hard doubles on KD and Kyrie would be so easy

76人球迷:他们还想让本-西蒙斯上场呢,哈哈哈!西蒙斯会被完全放空,包夹杜兰特和欧文也更容易!

篮网众人:西蒙斯来帮忙啊,他们一直在得分!西蒙斯:呜,我背疼!

[–]76ersRocketWarlock 781 points 5 hours ago

Yea the Celtics have years of experience ignoring Ben in the playoffs

76人球迷:是啊,在放空西蒙斯方面,凯尔特人有多年的经验了!

[]76ersdaregulater 4 points 5 hours ago

Do you know how painful it was for me today to root for the Celtics???

76人球迷:你知道让我去支持凯尔特人有多痛苦吗???

[–]76ersEaglesnSixers 202 points 6 hours ago

If there’s one thing we hate more than the Celtics it’s Ben Simmons. Makes me feel dirty but I’m rooting for the Celtics in this series

76人球迷:如果有比凯尔特人更让我们讨厌的,那一定是本-西蒙斯了。这轮系列赛我支持凯尔特人,即使这感觉像吃了苍蝇一样!

[–]76ersPearlsofRon 5 points 4 hours ago

This is it exactly. I generally dislike Boston teams but I fucking hate Ben Simmons, and whatever team he's on for the rest of his career will be my most hated team. Hope the dude wins nothing.

76人球迷:是这样的,我也不喜欢凯尔特人,但我是真的厌恶西蒙斯。以后他去哪个队,那个队就是我最讨厌的球队。愿他一生无冠!

[–]CelticsSalty-Flamingo 120 points 6 hours ago

I would cheer for you guys against the Nets.

It is kind of dirty, but it has a "Beat LA" feeling too.

凯尔特人球迷:很高兴你我两家球迷能暂时统一战线,虽然很别扭,但这就像大家都会Beat LA”一样!

[]WetLikeALake 40 points 5 hours ago

Tatum cooked KD all game long on both ends hopefully it wont happen again

球迷:塔图姆在攻防两端都拿捏了杜兰特,希望以后别了!

[–]weasleyisronNicolas Claxton 78 points 5 hours ago

If only Clax made at least one of those free throws at the 2 minute mark. Damn

篮网球迷:最后两分钟里,克拉克斯顿能罚中一个球就好了!唉……

[–]iim_Mazz 18 points 6 hours ago

KD and Kyrie have to work like a horse to get a shot but the Celtics get wide open shots easy. The blame for that is coaching

球迷:杜兰特和欧文累成狗了才能获得投篮机会,但是凯尔特人却轻易就能获得空位出手机会。这锅,教练得背!

[–]MacaronEcstatic8095 5 points 6 hours ago

chill guys. kd had a bad game but we only lost by 1… many things can be worked on, wednesday is gonna be good

球迷:杜兰特打的是不好,但我们也只是输了一场。我们能做的还有很多,我相信周三会好的!

[–]Numero_20sage kyrie  102 points 5 hours ago

I mean what a game though. Kyrie almost made me have a heart attack. Even though it was a loss, this game just made me love basketball and the team even more.

篮网球迷:我想说:精彩的比赛!欧文差点让我心脏病发作了。虽然输了,但这场比赛让我更爱篮球更爱这支球队了。

[–]Ok_Journalist_9627 5 points 5 hours ago

Don’t be a fake fan. I stand with Kyrie. Fuck Boston we will be back.

球迷:作为球迷就要刚!我支持欧文。去他的波士顿,我们要干回来!

[–]rebirthandrecover 5 points 3 hours ago

Celtics fan here. Playing against Kyrie is always so stressful - comfortable lead doesn’t exist. This feels like it’s going to be the best series of the postseason. Here’s to healthy players and fair officiating. Best of luck.

球迷:我是凯尔特人球迷。与欧文的比赛总是充满压力——我们不可能轻松领先。感觉这将是季后赛中最好的系列赛。愿球员都保持健康,愿裁判都公平公正!祝好运!

(点击关注键盘侠,获悉更多有趣资讯)

来源:Reddit&Twitter

编译:前任城主