键盘侠IQ不够的普尔“五大囧”来凑裁判在勇士半场变盲僧

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[Post Game Thread] The Sacramento Kings (3-3) force game 7 as they defeat the Golden State Warriors (3-3) by 118 - 99, behind 54 combined points from De'Aaron Fox and Malik Monk

【赛后贴】国王客场118-99战胜勇士拿下天王山,双方将在国王主场进行G7的较量。

双方球员数据:

国王(3-3):蒙克28分6篮板4助攻2断2帽,福克斯26分4篮板11助攻3断1帽,基根-穆雷15分12篮板2助攻,萨博尼斯7分11篮板4助攻5失误6犯规,巴恩斯6分4篮板,许尔特12分2帽,莱尔斯12分10篮板2断,特伦斯-戴维斯7分2篮板2助攻

勇士(3-3):库里29分4篮板5助攻2断1帽,克莱22分2篮板,维金斯13分7篮板2断2帽,卢尼7分13篮板2断,普尔7分2断,格林4分4篮板10助攻1断2帽,迪文岑佐8分4篮板2助攻,穆迪9分3断

[–]MKenshiX [score hidden] 21 minutes ago

Absolutely stunning performance from Jordan Poole, I’m absolutely concussed

球迷:乔丹-普尔奉献了一场精彩绝伦的表演,都把我看“脑溢血”了。

[–]CelticsAffectLast9539 [score hidden] 20 minutes ago

Shaqtin compilation tape all from the same game

绿军球迷:一场比赛包揽所有“五大囧”时刻。

[–]Chompinburgers [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

What happened to him when he was trying to gather that loose ball in the 4th? It was the most uncoordinated I’ve seen look someone in the NBA

球迷:他末节倒地抢地板球的回合,脑子瓦特了嘛?绝壁是我看NBA以来见过最不协调的救球。

[–]Warriorsbaxmussman [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Happens twice a game, all year. Dude is a literal Baby Giraffe.

勇士球迷:这一年他每场比赛都要贡献这样的回合两次,他体内是住了个长颈鹿宝宝吧。

[–]Wizardskooneecheewah [score hidden] 23 minutes ago

Kerr is a Hall of Fame coach who is somehow addicted to giving one of the leagues worst players 20+ minutes a game

奇才球迷:科尔是名人堂级别的教练,但沉迷于让联盟最差的球员之一一直登场超过20分钟

[–]WarriorsSrikkk [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

Jordan Poole plays with the basketball IQ of lobotomized seagull. Also, idk why Kerr only plays one of Moody or Kuminga, I swear they never play together. I don’t get why. That combo would have helped so much when they were running Lyles at center.

勇士球迷:乔丹-普尔的篮球智商就像被切除脑叶的海鸥一样。另外,我不理解为什么科尔只用穆迪或者库明加其中一个,我发誓两人从未一起上场过,无法理解。当国王用莱尔斯打中锋的时候,穆迪和库明加的组合肯定会有更大帮助。

[–]JazzMr_Goldilocks [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

Bro. Lobotomized Seagull

爵士球迷:兄弟,切除脑叶的海鸥,这比喻太妙了。

推特网友:打完G6的普尔

[–]Waikuku3 [score hidden] 24 minutes ago

He just spins for no reason, trash player

球迷:他的那些转身动作莫名其妙,垃圾球员。

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf [score hidden] 25 minutes ago

When Curry missed 3 free throws I knew it just wasn't the Warriors' night lol.

勇士球迷:当库里一场比赛投丢三次罚球时,我就知道今晚不属于勇士。

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 2735 points an hour ago

Game 7 in Sacramento is going to be incredible.

马刺球迷:抢七大战来啦,还在国王主场,冲啊。

[–]Trail Blazersstoops-is-a-jackass 898 points 51 minutes ago

Very impressive win by the Kings. Don’t think many people gave them a shot. Including me lol

开拓者球迷:国王这场赢得真漂亮。很多人都不觉得他们这场能赢,包括我自己,打脸了。

[–]InformalMarch 569 points 49 minutes ago

All the warriors fans were talking after game 5 like the series was already over. "gAme 6 kLAy" "hOmE waRriOrs" "chAMpiOnShiP dnA"

球迷:所有的勇士球迷在他们赢下G5后都觉得这轮系列赛稳了,什么“G6汤”,“魔鬼主场”,“总冠军的DNA”。

[–]HeatAsPeHeat 864 points 55 minutes ago

If I had a ball with two free throws, and I was on the court with Giannis, Wiggins, and Bin Laden, I would let Bin Laden shoot twice.

热火球迷:如果我的球队有两次罚球机会,并且我和字母哥、维金斯和饼-拉登是一队,我宁愿让饼-拉登去罚这两球。

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 207 points 52 minutes ago

Yo don't sleep on prime Bin Laden, man was 6'5 and could run a mean offense