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新闻链接>>>>>>21季来了!詹姆斯:等到不能在场上倾其所有的那一天 我就会退役

今日,詹姆斯获得ESPY年度卓越运动奖最佳破纪录表现。

詹姆斯在分享获奖感言时说道:“等到我不能在场上倾其所有的那一天,我就会退役。你们很幸运,今天还不是那一天。”

对詹姆斯“宣布不退役”,美国网友也展开了讨论。如下是部分美网友评论。

[–]Kingsbatman_3 391 points 2 hours ago

Did anyone seriously expect him to retire? Cmon

国王球迷:磕盲~~~~不会有人真以为老詹打算退役吧~~~~

[–]Thunderhere_for_the_lols 13 points an hour ago

I mean, people started talking about Denver for a second so he had to do something

雷霆球迷:我早已看穿,因为大家都争相讨论掘金夺冠,所以老詹得耍点手段,好抢回一点关注度~~~~

[–]76ersABagOfPopcorn 9 points 2 hours ago

Didn’t we know this already

76人球迷:咱们之前不是早知道他不会退役了吗?

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 1 point an hour ago

Not if you actually bought that shit lol

球迷:不不不,如果你比较纯,吃他那套的话,可能你还蒙在鼓里,哈哈哈~~~~

[–]CavaliersMysterious_Emotion63 3 points 2 hours ago

I, for one, am shocked

骑士球迷:就我吧….其实…确实被震惊到了…

[–]NuggetsNintendomandan 3 points 2 hours ago

No way!!! I’m so shocked!!!!!!! CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE

掘金球迷:不会吧,老詹不退役啦!!!我真的有被震惊到!!屎尿未及啊喂!!!这真的是真的吗?不敢相信~这是我活着就能听到的好消息吗???

[–]Toronto HuskiesMrRonRodeo 80 points 2 hours ago

This is groundbreaking

猛龙球迷:是啊是啊...堪比惊天动地的大地震啊...呵呵...

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 21 points 2 hours ago

Biggest breaking news since Trump got Covid

公牛球迷:是啊是啊...这是自当年得知特朗普得新冠之后,最爆炸的新闻...

[–]MavericksCammyTheGreat 2 points 2 hours ago

Surprised Shams didn’t break this news

独行侠球迷:奇怪...这么爆炸的新闻,Shams竟然没有第一时间爆出来呢?

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 0 points 2 hours ago

Dude legit waited until the ESPYs to announce this lol.

Not gonna lie, that's commendable tbh.

勇士球迷:这大哥还真等到ESPY典礼,来郑重其事地宣布这个,哈哈哈哈!!不开玩笑哈,老詹这一出是真干得漂亮~~~

[–]Far-Assumption1330 6 points an hour ago

Did he think we were all waiting around on pins and needles wondering if he was gonna retire?

球迷:他不会真以为我们都急得像热锅上的蚂蚁一样,担心他要退役吧?

[–]LakersAdImportant4476 85 points 2 hours ago

Anyone who actually thought he was considering retirement is dumb as hell lol

湖人球迷:那些真信了老詹打算退役的,不是傻子就是缺货啦,哈哈哈!!!

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 11 points an hour ago

I think if you actually believed that shit you need to see a doctor and have your lips surgically removed from his ass.

球迷:是的,如果你真信这坨子事儿~~我建议你带上老詹,一起去医院做个小手术~~让医生把你的嘴从老詹的屁股上给切下来~~~

[–]SpursPersianboy7thst 270 points 2 hours ago

bro looks like a dripped out priest

马刺球迷:这大哥今天穿得,就像一个偷溜出来的神父~~~

[–]burnerbabyburns 97 points 2 hours ago

I love this man he's such a fucking cornball

球迷:人家爱死这个男人了啦~~~土尬土尬的~~~

[–]PelicansLuckyWarrior 7 points 2 hours ago

LeGoofy

鹈鹕球迷:勒扑街~~~

[–]burnerbabyburns 12 points 2 hours ago

That's my fucking drama queen

球迷:不许你胡说!他可是我最他妈爱的戏精之王啊!!!!

[–]LakersLow-Cheesecake-4372 11 points an hour ago

I never realized how overdramatic this dude is lol

湖人球迷:万万没想到,这大哥竟然这么爱给自己加戏啊,哈哈哈哈!!!

[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive [score hidden] 37 minutes ago

“Literally creates the “Lebron might retire” rumour”

why is it ridiculous for a player to play 20 years and consider retirement?

勇士球迷:有人说“老詹亲手创造了‘詹姆斯可能退役’的流言来哗众取宠”。但是一个打了20年的球员考虑退役,这有什么值得大惊小怪的?

[–]PistonsTop_Use2413 0 points an hour ago

Everyone with half a brain knew the guy wasn’t retiring. GOAT attention seeking from the king.

活塞球迷:哪怕把半个脑子切了下火锅,我用剩下的半个脑子想想也知道,这家伙绝不会退役!詹皇吸引聚光灯的能力堪称历史第一!!

(老詹:够啦!我劝你们不要太过分!)